Due to spam-bots attempting to waste everyone's time, I will only be accepting account applications from actual people who first contact me through the contact form. And even then your application may be rejected if I am given reason to believe you are only signing up to post a bunch of Russian dick-pill-and-counterfeit-shoes website links. 

Code of Conduct

  • Apply common sense, keep a sense of humour, and don't take things personally.
  • Opinion and belief are not fact. Disagreements are going to happen. Deal with it like adults. 
  • I do not police people based on expression of opinion or belief - people can and will say whatever fucking backwards, idiotic, harmful trash they want, and artful trolling can be really, really funny. 
  • Abusive emails and the like, full of personal attacks, will be ignored. Or, if they are really bad and make the writer look stupid, made public for the purpose of ridicule. If you want to hate on me, make it public and keep it confined to this website.
  • Currently, I have only a few "redline" offenses:
    • Advertising spam - Ad spam will be removed and anyone posting it will be banned. If you want to pay to advertise on my site, that's a different story - contact me and we'll work something out.
    • Troll spam - For example, posting the same comment 20 times, or across multiple articles/posts. The spam comments will be removed, and the user banned. 
    • Anything illegal - No fine print. If it looks like it might be illegal, the content will be removed and the user banned. I will err on the side of caution. 
  • This list is subject to change without notice. My rulings are final, and I have not the patience nor inclination to listen to appeals and arguments. 


The Staff:

Teh Gunky

Sir Gunky

AKA: TehGunky, The Grumpy Gamer

Role: Webmaster, Author, Cynic

Bio: An avid MMO player, gun enthusiast, musician, amateur luthier, painter and writer. Avid implies enthusiasm rather than any particular skill. After working for a fairly well-known MMO site, writing news, guides, reviews, editorial and humour pieces, Gunky has decided to branch out on his own and tackle a broader range of subjects that are particularly interesting to him. And if you don't like it, fuck off somewhere else.